Thomas Edward Seymour

Thomas Edward Seymour

Born: January 2, 1977

Movies for Thomas Edward Seymour...

VHS Massacre: Cult Films and the Decline of Physical Media
Title: VHS Massacre: Cult Films and the Decline of Physical Media
Character: Self
Released: June 20, 2016
Type: Movie
This lively documentary explores the rise and fall of physical media from the origin of film all the way through the video store era into digital media, focusing on B-movie and cult films. With icons like Joe Bob Briggs (MonsterVision), Lloyd Kaufman (Toxic Avenger), Greg Sestero (The Room), Debbie Rochon (Return to Nuke 'Em High), Deborah Reed (Troll 2), Mark Frazer (Samurai Cop), James Nguyen (Birdemic) and many others.
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Bikini Bloodbath: Shakespeare
Title: Bikini Bloodbath: Shakespeare
Character: Todd
Released: January 5, 2013
Type: Movie
A fairly typical sorority skin flick told through Shakespeare's words.
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Rudyard Kipling's Mark of the Beast
Title: Rudyard Kipling's Mark of the Beast
Character: Tom
Released: October 23, 2012
Type: Movie
A modern film adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's original short story.
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Fake
Title: Fake
Character: Art Guard #2
Released: May 9, 2011
Type: Movie
Daniel Jakor is one of the most prolific and successful artists the world has never heard of. Struggling to sell his own art, he soon finds his true genius lies not in the creation of his own work but in the forgery of the great masters that have come before him- artists like Picasso, Monet, Degas and Renoir. And with the help of a Tay Murphy, corrupt gallery owner in Boston, Daniel soon learns the intricacies of the art world as he becomes a true master himself. But Tay's life is spiraling out of control and his personal demons have brought him to the edge where he hangs on by a thread. Indebted to the mob for more than he can possibly pay back, Tay gets Daniel roped into working for Seamus White, the head of the Irish "family" in New England and an avid art collector. As Seamus's schemes become bolder and bolder, not only pushing the boundaries of Daniel's ability but the limits of forgery itself...
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Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash
Title: Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash
Character: Gil
Released: October 28, 2008
Type: Movie
A group of hot college girls decide to raise money and pulses by donning bikinis for a car wash. But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of the action.
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Bikini Bloodbath
Title: Bikini Bloodbath
Character: Phil
Released: September 16, 2006
Type: Movie
On their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college. Across town, a maniacal chef goes on a killing spree. Can their gym coach come to the rescue of the bikini clad group? No, but when Chef Death shows up at the party, hilarity ensues and the blood bath begins.
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The Land of College Prophets
Title: The Land of College Prophets
Character: Tommy
Released: March 7, 2005
Type: Movie
Belligerent malcontents Tommy (Thomas Edward Seymour) and Rye (Philip Guerette) have mediocre jobs and are struggling at the local community college. But their problems really start when a brawl over a girl awakens an evil force, which soon drives everyone in town to perform violent, destructive acts. Fortunately, the College Prophets, a band of fighters with a long history, is on hand to try and save the day in this cult action-horror film.
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The Land of College Prophets
Title: The Land of College Prophets
Character: Rye
Released: March 7, 2005
Type: Movie
Belligerent malcontents Tommy (Thomas Edward Seymour) and Rye (Philip Guerette) have mediocre jobs and are struggling at the local community college. But their problems really start when a brawl over a girl awakens an evil force, which soon drives everyone in town to perform violent, destructive acts. Fortunately, the College Prophets, a band of fighters with a long history, is on hand to try and save the day in this cult action-horror film.
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Everything Moves Alone
Title: Everything Moves Alone
Character: Anderson
Released: June 1, 2001
Type: Movie
"Everything Moves Alone" opens in a sleepy New England town where Scotch, a recently discharged soldier, arrives at a bus depot with the vague plan of crashing with his long-estranged older brother. Scotch spies a creepy yet interesting character stealing luggage, who then offers Scotch a ride into town if he will assist in dropping dirt and a frog-shaped flower pot into another man's car. Scotch, who is clearly several cards short of a full deck, complies and immediately earns the wrath of the car owner McDunley, a bearish sourpuss who runs the local video store and who has a mysterious long-running feud with Anderson, the luggage-thief who quickly becomes Scotch's new best friend.
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Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor
Title: Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor
Character: Hale
Released: January 1, 1998
Type: Movie
Jack loses gun. Jack tries to find gun. Jack fights army of sideshow gimps in a haunted mansion. Jack finds gun.