Chris Seaver

Chris Seaver

Born: July 28, 1977

Movies for Chris Seaver...

Coven of the Black Cube
Title: Coven of the Black Cube
Character: Eye-Gore
Released: July 1, 2024
Type: Movie
A queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!
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Zero Budget Heroes: The Legend of Chris Seaver & Low Budget Pictures
Title: Zero Budget Heroes: The Legend of Chris Seaver & Low Budget Pictures
Character: Self
Released: May 14, 2022
Type: Movie
A documentary about the films of Chris Seaver and the Low Budget Productions crew.
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S.O.V. The True Independents
Title: S.O.V. The True Independents
Released: November 18, 2018
Type: Movie
Series dedicated to preserving the legacy of shot on video horror movies. Hear the true stories from the innovators themselves on these important works in cinema history.
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Milfs vs. Zombies
Title: Milfs vs. Zombies
Character: Male Hotel Guest
Released: October 2, 2015
Type: Movie
A group of moms celebrating ladys night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a ravenous horde of flesh eating corpses. Will they be able to meet up with their husbands, save their children who are away at summer camp and make it home in time for dinner? Watch Milfs Vs. Zombies and find out!
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The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
Title: The Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks
Released: May 22, 2012
Type: Movie
In a cabin, a group of friends gather for fun. When they find a mysterious book, they unleash a ghostly evil. This resurrects the redneck Leo DeChamp, a serial killer who used to strangle kids with skunk tails in the 1960’s. Leo has returned to terrorize their nubile victims.
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Return to Blood Fart Lake
Title: Return to Blood Fart Lake
Character: Jock De Queaf
Released: February 21, 2012
Type: Movie
Many years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could be stopped by Ben Scrivens & his red neck pal, Leo Dechamp. Now Jimmy has returned, this time preying on a group of "Spirit Hunters" searching for the truth to his killings, & Ben must track down Leo before they're added to his list of victims!
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Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
Title: Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
Character: Mr. Bonejack
Released: February 8, 2012
Type: Movie
In 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash genetically engineered man-monsters on the world. What they didn't know was that Hitler's right-hand assistant, retained a vial of his DNA! Now she plans to bring him and his creatures back and start the Fourth Reich. Only Teen Ape and his new team can save the world from doom!
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Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
Title: Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
Character: Jock De Queaf
Released: December 3, 2010
Type: Movie
Heather and Puggly come back for a final fifth installment. This piece of lost media would have had one of Santa's Elves molest Puggly, and it's up to Heather and Puggly to stop the horny elf.
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Taintlight
Title: Taintlight
Character: Jock de Queaf
Released: November 17, 2009
Type: Movie
The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
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The Bleu Cheese Brothers
Title: The Bleu Cheese Brothers
Character: Ernest P. Worrell
Released: April 11, 2008
Type: Movie
The Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky and awkward brothers set out on an adventure with their shitty friend, Gothorella, to bring back Ernest from the dead, so he can finish the Last Ernest Film, "A Nightmare on Vern's Street". Before they can do so, they must battle with The Devil, who is a busty she wench that loves show tunes and EVIL. She sends her minions, Dametrie and Mendoza the Giant Boobed Porn Demon, to thwart the brothers plans to resurrect Ernest from his hellion cage.
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The House On Bonejack Hill
Title: The House On Bonejack Hill
Character: Johnny D
Released: June 28, 2006
Type: Movie
High-schooler Steffon learns his late grandfather has bequeathed his stately manor to him, to keep or to sell. The lucky teen gathers his friends and heads on over for a wild weekend party. After meeting the live-in staff and settling in, a series of mysterious murders happen. But who is the culprit? Will any of the gang survive long enough to find out?
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Destruction Kings
Title: Destruction Kings
Released: June 20, 2006
Type: Movie
Mr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
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Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
Title: Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
Character: Johnny Douchebag
Released: April 2, 2006
Type: Movie
This time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
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Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
Title: Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
Character: Johnny Douchebag
Released: July 21, 2005
Type: Movie
H and P are back in the sequel to "12 Inches of Dangling Fury" and "Drop a Deuce". This time out, the sisters are part-time students, part-time exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know, The Devil and his small band of minions are getting pissed at the rise of fallen demons, and Lucifer must set out on his own to kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way.
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Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
Title: Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
Character: Johnny DoucheBag
Released: May 17, 2005
Type: Movie
In FILTHY McNASTIER, Phil the Demon is back to his old hijinks, this time granting the wish of a lonely gal who's lacking the voluptuous bosoms of her girlfriends. But as always, there's a price to pay for her new look...and this time, Phil has the vampire Razor McBleed along for the fun!
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Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
Title: Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
Character: Mr. Bonejack / The Paper Boy
Released: April 1, 2005
Type: Movie
Ghoulish Chronicles from Bonejack High: Killer Kellerman Strikes Again ...tells the true-life adventures of Steffon, Mowgli, and Jill, three buds for life who are all about having the "good times" until one fateful night when their good times turn into nightmares due to playing with a oujia board. Two busty grim reapers tell the trio they have released the evil ghoul Killer Kellerman, who when alive was a child molester and psycho killer and all around nasty man ...and now he is back to rape more supple young asses. The trio must find a way to send the evil Kellerman back to hell. Check your noggins at the door folks as you are about to be thrust into a world of insane comedy, gore, sex charged romance, witches, big-boobed grim reapers, high school bullies, puppets, rap-off's, 80's music and be forced to ACCEPT this tomfoolery.
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Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
Title: Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
Character: Johnny Dousch Bag
Released: August 27, 2004
Type: Movie
Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalactic mayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen from far, far away. Heather and everyone else for that matter seem to think that this strange "vixen" is not to be trusted. As soon as the murders start, Heather along with her friends Shemp and The Meistro begin an investigation in order to bring this so called "venus" to light.
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12 Inches of Dangling Fury
Title: 12 Inches of Dangling Fury
Character: Jesus
Released: October 4, 2002
Type: Movie
Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, Heather and Puggly and demon hunter Aiko are all roommates when a mysterious killer strikes. Who could be behind this mystery and why does everyone want Hugh Jackman so badly?
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Quest for the Egg Salad
Title: Quest for the Egg Salad
Character: Duglos the Sak
Released: March 15, 2002
Type: Movie
Even the Fugliest person can change the course of History.
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Filthy McNasty
Title: Filthy McNasty
Character: Chris Walk / Bonejack
Released: March 4, 2002
Type: Movie
Two bookish women, whom crave adventure and bad taste, suddenly turn into sexy ladies after being zapped with a spell by a sex-starved ghost.
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Scrotal Vengeance
Title: Scrotal Vengeance
Character: Klouse
Released: October 30, 2001
Type: Movie
Juvenile micro budget horror-comedy about two vampires fighting over the same girl.
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Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
Title: Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
Character: Johnsimon
Released: May 6, 2001
Type: Movie
Chris Seaver's final installment in the Anal Paprika trilogy comes to a close when Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy save the world from killer vampires.
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Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
Title: Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
Character: Mr. Bonejack
Released: April 7, 2001
Type: Movie
A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night.
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Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
Title: Anal Paprika 2: Vampire Killers
Character: Johnsimon
Released: October 6, 2000
Type: Movie
Chris Seaver's Anal Paprika trilogy continues. This time, Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy must face Vampires.
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The Invisible Steps Through Latin America
Title: The Invisible Steps Through Latin America
Character: Johnsimon
Released: October 14, 1999
Type: Movie
A couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
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Bloody Nipples
Title: Bloody Nipples
Character: Himself/Bonejack/Pimp
Released: March 15, 1996
Type: Movie
A Ska salesman goes door-to-door to sell Ska products while a madman Ska hater killer is on the loose.
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From Almost Night Till Almost Day
Title: From Almost Night Till Almost Day
Character: Seth
Released: January 5, 1996
Type: Movie
From Almost Night Till Almost Day was Chris Seaver's attempt to make fun of all of Quentin Tarantino's films in ONE movie. But the biggest inspiration was of course, From Dusk Til Dawn. It's almost a shot for shot parody of that film with Seaver's wacky comedy thrown in and his LBP style. Shot in 1996, two weeks BEFORE the original movie came out, he used Quentin Tarantino's script to base the movie off of, it was at the time the Biggest LBP film ever - with Action, lots of blood, Gay Vampires, home made squibs, this and that and what not and so forth. It has even been seen by Quentin himself when passed along to him through many a friend and was mentioned on his appearance on The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show.
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Four Guys Named Mr.
Title: Four Guys Named Mr.
Character: Mr. Green
Released: August 4, 1995
Type: Movie
A parody of 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction' done a la Seavage style.
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Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
Title: Friday the 13th: Halloween Night
Character: Peter
Released: February 2, 1994
Type: Movie
A group of male teens are having a Halloween party. Unfortunately, serial killers Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers turn up and murder most of the guests. The party host has to find a way to fight back. One of the earliest LBP Flick by Chris Seaver, Shot on Video.
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Dark Magic
Title: Dark Magic
Character: Tony
Released: October 29, 1993
Type: Movie
Two tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for revenge! Devil's Assassin: A mysterious figure appears, and wants to kill people to sacrifice for his master.
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Dark Magic
Title: Dark Magic
Character: Kid who Gets Killed
Released: October 29, 1993
Type: Movie
Two tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for revenge! Devil's Assassin: A mysterious figure appears, and wants to kill people to sacrifice for his master.