Safe Men

Safe Men

Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.

Cast for Safe Men...

Josh Pais
Mitchell
Paul Giamatti
Veal Chop
Michael Schmidt
Bernie Jr.
Harvey Fierstein
Good Stuff Leo
Michael Lerner
Big Fat Bernie Gayle
Ali Marsh
Sherry
Jacob Reynolds
Cousin Ira
Mark Shanahan
Party Coordinator
Emily Doubilet
"Sweet" Denise Schneider
Blue Moreno
M.C. Victor
Ellen Hauptman
Joyce Kaufman
John Tormey
Older Guy
Seth Herzog
Gold Trophy
Richard Bolster
Gold Trophy
Eric Bogosian
Edward Templeton Sr. (voice)