Slow Learners

Slow Learners

High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.

Cast for Slow Learners...

Adam Pally
Jeff Lowry
Sarah Burns
Anne Martin
Kate Flannery
Principal Miller
Marceline Hugot
Joyce Lowry
Kevin Dunn
Darren Lowry
Bobby Spears Jr.
Fellini Café Waiter
Peter Grosz
Dr. Mark Sonderskov
Montana Marks
Sexy Dressed Student
Amy Londyn
Female Student
Francis Toner
Partying Teacher
Natalie Anne Pagano
Keg Standing School Nurse
Rebecca Anne Viscuse
Body Shot Girl
Chris Anthony
Good Looking Guy
Sarah Van Auken
Ambivalent Girl
Cecily Strong
Amber the Ex
Daniel Reguera
Darts Opponent
Amanda Kay Livezey
Bar Waitress
David Prado
Bartender
Suzy Kaye
Carmen
Michelle Mercier
Fun Girl on Bar
Sean LeeRoy
Good Looking Meathead
Chase Bowman
Guy at Door #1
David Beaver
Guy at Door #2
Matthew Andrews
Guy at Door #3
Hollie Schwarz
Brunch Waitress
Greg Wood
Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice)
Rachel Johnston
Model Date
Patti Davidson-Gorbea
Phone Message Stacy
Carlos Delgado
Furniture Repo Guy #1
Lou Rosmini
Furniture Repo Guy #2
Charlie McDermott
Student in Guidance Office
Gary Ayash
Teacher in Car