Birds Do It

Birds Do It

Melvin Byrd, who dreams of being a scientist, is a Cape Kennedy "miniscule molecular particle surveillance monitor" - in short, a janitor. His job is to keep a major rocket project completely dust-free, and this he does with his own hilariously fantastic inventions - including a literal attack on dirt by a "knight on a white horse". In his work, he meets Judy, a chimp involved in a top-secret project, which leads Melvin into the one room strictly off-limits to him. Not until he has entered the project room does Melvin learn that any man entering it will be negatively ionized - making him fly like a bird.

Cast for Birds Do It...

Soupy Sales
Melvin Byrd
Tab Hunter
Lieutenant Porter
Arthur O'Connell
Professor Wald
Edward Andrews
General Smithburn
Doris Dowling
Congresswoman Clanger
Beverly Adams
Claudine Wald
Louis Quinn
Sergeant Skam
Frank Nastasi
Yellow Cab Driver
Julian Voloshin
Professor Nep
Burt Leigh
Radar Operator
Groucho Marx
Man Looking Through Window At Melvin Flying