Hayseed

Hayseed

In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

Cast for Hayseed...

Stuart Bailey
Andy Warhol
Paul Bellini
Gordie's Dad
Bruce Deller
Mr. Black Laquer
Elva Mai Hoover
Auntie Charity
Bruce La Bruce
Mr. Chartreuse
Dan Lett
Liam Burbage
Steve McKay
Speedo (voice)
Mark McKinney
Alien Doctor
Dan Redican
The Saddest Man in the World
Maria Vacratsis
Auntie Prudence