Ted & Venus

Ted & Venus

Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.

Cast for Ted & Venus...

Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
James Brolin
Max Waters
Kim Adams
Linda Turner
Carol Kane
Colette
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner
Lady Rowlands
Linda's Grandmother
Bettye Ackerman
Poetry Award Presenter
Thomas Conroy
Nevermore Club Emcee (as Jack Eastland)
Rob Moran
Patient #2
Clint Allen
Patient #3
Zoe Cassavetes
Waitress with Attitude
Jacqueline Chauvin
Women's Group Head
Bridget Flaherty
Women's Group #1
Pat Ast
Women's Group #2
Grif Griffis
Women's Group #3
Philip K. Irven
Ted's Cellmate
Craig Ng
Prisoner #2
Jim Maniaci
Prisoner #3
Mik Scriba
Prison Guard
Chad S. Taylor
Chainsaw Juggler
Christopher McMullen
Horseback Rider
Jerome Coleman
Park Bench Lover
Tamara De Treaux
Park Bench Lover
Tripp Law
Cop #4 (as Lawrence McNeal III)
Randolf Turrow
Beach Blanket Lover